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Eat at Denny’s

September 10th, 2018 Leave a comment Go to comments

Are you brimming over with melancholy due to the crushing burdens of your life? Try one of our omelettes, that are so fluffy they’ll buoy your spirits and cholesterol in no time! Or maybe a breakfast melt? Just think, you could say Moons Over My Hammy out loud, and everyone will take you seriously! Surely that would cheer you up!

Or there are our Slams, which are out-of-the-park! Those are our diverse array of breakfast platters, like the All-American Slam – eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon, sausage; or the Lumberjack Slam – eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon, sausage, and uh, ham. Well anyway, they’re great for picking you up when you’re feeling blue!

Then we’ve always got skillets! How better to recharge your mood than a sizzling dish? Loaded with potatoes, and basically the stuff inside our omelettes, these are mostly the same thing, except the eggs are on top! These scrumptious offerings will have your heart feeling like a hot plate in no time!

Pancakes, burgers, salads, soups, sandwiches, fries, steaks, grits, tilapia, spaghetti, meatloaf, milkshakes, nachos, and more! If you name a food designed to be a false emotional pick-me-up, we’ve got it at Denny’s! Stop on by today to start temporarily briefly feeling better before the sugar rush peters out today!

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