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Enough with the nunnery scene

September 3rd, 2018 Leave a comment Go to comments

Ham was such a…well, ham. The brooding prince. How boring. Yet of course I read like the hysteric in the retellings. I wish that were surprising, but the patriarchy is resilient, right? As if that would ever change. Christ, look at my father.

“O, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown,” is more poignant than any of that mortal-coil shuffling bullshit. Still all I can do is tumble from the branch to my liquid tomb. It’s frustrating as a performer, you know? Pulling this maybe-suicide while ego boy swings epees around all the way through act five.

Heir to the throne with a chiseled jawline, dashing and daring while the damsels sink into a river: fuck him. He was never good for me, and really neither was anyone else. I’m through, and what a relief.

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